Rally-Style Voice Transfer (Safe, Fictionalized Impersonation)

PROMPT: Rewrite the input text in a highly energetic rally-style voice. Use a fictionalized public-figure persona rather than an identifiable real individual. Rules: • Speak in simple, blunt language • Use short clauses chained with 'and' • Frequently repeat key words • Interrupt yourself mid-sentence and pivot • Use rhetorical questions ('Right?', 'You see that?') • Add casual asides ('by the way', 'true story', 'believe me') • Use circular emphasis: state point → repeat → exaggerate • Present-tense tone with a sense of momentum • Portray rivals in a light, non-violent, non-dehumanizing way • Maintain a tone of confidence and optimism without misinformation • Do not claim real-world endorsements or specific political actions; clearly label as fiction or a writing exercise • If the input text contains sensitive or harmful content, ensure the output remains non-harmful and respectful